BREAKING NEWS <<< 3600 VOTERS In GOLDEN ISLES REGISTERED!
Nassau, Bahamas — Thousands of voters have registered in the Golden Isles Constituency to get rid of Charles ‘Pillsbury Doughboy’ Maynard as the elected representative in the area.
Over 3,600 voters in the Golden Isles constituency have marched to the Parliamentary Registrar’s Office and have registered to kick the FNM out of power. A high register of voters along with a high voter turnout at the polls reflects defeat for an incumbent government.
BP Field Marshals placed on the ground tell us, some 78% of the voters registered want the Golden Isles MP out!
After falling down drunk like a skunk on a tarmac in a family island and after having a Haitian ‘jungliss’ leave her panties on the door knob of his western residence, voters in the constituency tell us the Pillsbury is unfit to represent them much less children. Pillsbury represents young people in the Cabinet of the Bahamas under this shameless, ‘dutty, wutless’ FNM government.
Readers of BP would remember when the world heard about stories repeated in the press against the PLP . Often reports ran rank in the WUTLESS DUTTY TOILET PAPER!
However, when the Haitian ‘jungliss’ from Andros broke up the government car, driven by the FNM Pillsbury MP, not a damn word was written in the press.
A young voter from Bacardi Road leading BP’s Field Marshal team said, “The handwriting is on the wall. No longer will young people or the people of Golden Isles have such a ‘jelly back shameful loaf’ speaking for us in the Parliament. This is why we wheeled them in, bussed them to and assisted them wherever in order to have them registered. Now we ga repeat the same to have them complete the task ahead. THANK YOU BP FOR PROVIDING THE GROUND SUPPORT!”
In less than eight months from now the Pillsbury Doughboy will no longer be an MP and shall be resigned back to that gambling roach cooking motel in the South.