FNM Former MP and wannbe funny MP turns Joe Grines

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David Wallace

“IF YA DON’T LAUGH YOU WILL CRY”

Freeport Grand Bahama — Never letting down our loyal readers who are looking for truth in its very essence, we are committed to calling a spade a spade. This spicy hot love triangle takes us to the economically depressed island of Grand Bahama.

Realizing time on the clock is the only thing that stands between a royal cut hip and the FNM, they are now beginning to turn on themselves. We have been reliably informed that the hard hit economy has provided a grand opportunity for elite FNM’S to prey on the spouses of their generals.

This story takes us to a major and fiery full gospel church on that northern island where the FNM general, former policeman and now ordained Rev serves as an associate minister. His wife, who is a card carrying member of the FNM, can be seen on any given Sunday doing the victory dance at the cathedral  (………).

We have learned that the Former MP WANNA BE FUNNY MC INSURANCE AGENT takes his general’s wife on weekend rendezvous…. The poor general, who is knee deep in debt, doesn’t have the means to wine and dine his wife… We have also learned that he took his last to pay for breast implantation over the Christmas holidays, ensuring JOE GRINES experience was enjoyable.

BP SAYS WITHOUT FEAR OF CONTRADICTION “IF YA DON’T LAUGH YOU WILL CRY”

MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVE.. GOTCHA!!!