CAUGHT WITH STOLEN WORLD GAMES TICKETS >>>>  BREAKING REPORT ON BP

Nassau, Bahamas — Bahamas Press is reporting how TWO JACKASSES, who bought or stole tickets for World Relay were nabbed by police at the national stadium yesterday. Get this:

According to reports, shortly before 7:00pm, Police acting on intelligence arrested a 27 – year old man and women at one of the stadium’s entry points for housebreaking after they were found in possession of two IAAF World Relay tickets stolen during a housebreaking at a Eastern Road home in April 2014.

The couple came to the entry point all dressed up in matching colours to present their stolen tickets at the games. The good thing is that they were in possession of key evidence; and even if they didn’t steal the tickets, they received them, and that is also crime!

Immediately following the relays, Police Commissioner Ellison Greenslade proffered thanks and commendation to all of the officers who worked the games for a job well done.

Police Commissioner Ellison Greenslade and members of the Royal Bahamas Police Force also takes the opportunity to thank and praised the Bahamian people and visitors alike, for their good behavior and support during what is unambiguously the largest sporting event ever to be held in the Bahamas.

Bahamas Press also thanks the RBDF who we saw riding around with highpowered weapons around the stadium perimeter

We report yinner decide.