Nassau, Bahamas — The face of the PLP as we now know it will soon be NO MORE! PRAISE THE LORD! The winds of CHANGE are descending on the steps of the the Progressive Liberal Party. Just hours before we can confirm what we know, Bahamas Press received this letter posted below. We’ve learned that there will be SWEEPING CHANGES in every position at the next party convention.
Cynthia Mother Pratt will step down to open the door for a new deputy leader. A new Chairman will be elected, though we believe Hanna-Martin did an excellent job as the first woman Chair. And what promises to be the GRANDDADDY of all races, Perry Christie will face the challenge of his life from a DARK HORSE inside the Party! BP has some words for the challenger, who we know, will sweep the party into victory if elected. Our words to that contender are these.
The Progressive Liberal Party lacks one thing throughout its entire organization. It is summed up in one word, COURAGE! We employ the incoming leader of the PLP to do one thing. TAKE HOLD OF THE WORD, COURAGE! Wear it like a breastplate. Walk with it like an armor. Let the words of COURAGE flow from your lips like a never ending river, for it will wash away every giant that stand in your way! And remember the word of the LORD unto Joshua in His book the 1 chapter verses 2, 3 and 9:
Moses [CHRISTIE] my servant is dead; now therefore arise, go over this Jordan, thou and all this people, unto the land which I do give to them, even to the children of Israel.
Every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, that have I given unto you, as I said unto Moses.
…Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a GOOD COURAGE; BE NOT AFRAID, NEITHER BE THOU DISMAYED: FOR THE LORD THY GOD IS WITH THEE WHITHERSOEVER THOU GOEST.