Nassau, Bahamas — The last of the bright spots in that bunch of “Rotten Eggs” called the Cabinet is Bran McCartney, The Min of State for Immigration and MP for Bamboo Town.
Bran is known to be able to full big shoes. He took out Wells. The Minisiter has been active in his Ministry, retiring those crooked Officers and picking up illegals. In fact, the Minister is now taking heat from his colleagues in particular Tommy Turnquest, after McCartney said he would hang the murderers on Death Row. Tommy then convened the Perogotive on Mercy and called up a Haitian, Maxwell Tito in response to McCartney.
The Minister is active in his branch and appears to be well liked in the community of Bamboo Town. McCartney’s overall grade came in at a C-. This can be upgraded once you start to raid these Chinese places that are known to your Officers. Justice must be seen to be done. Do not just pick up the poor Haitians, get those Chinese.
We will provide McCartney with a little bit of Political advice, watch your back, you gat Maynard, Neymour , Turnquest, Laing and Bethel plotting against you. Why, you think the story about the detention center appeared in the wutless Tribune this week?. You have potential, sit low, do your job and you will be promoted in due course.
We hope you notice that Brent Symonette is now popping up at Functions at Immigration, he too is afraid of you. Know your Friends is all we say.