BREAKING NEWS <<<
AMIDST all the heat and power outages into last night and early this morning Bahamas Press is reporting MURDER #251 since 2009.
Investigators tell us around 2AM this morning in the dead heat a young man was found dead in the community of Pinewood Gardens with multiple gunshot wounds to the body.
The motive to this killing is still unknown and as usual Police have no leads…Hmmmmm!
I WONDER HOW LONG PAPA,TOMMY AND THE ROYAL BAHAMAS POLICE FORCE IS GOING TO FIND OUT THAT PINEWOOD GARDENS IS ONE OF THE MOST INFESTED CRIME AREAS IN NEW PROVIDENCE.POLICE PRESENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT IN HIGHY CRIME INFESTED AREAS.FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU GO TO THE MALL IN THE USA TO SHOP,YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE A POLICE CAR PRESENT.THE TRICK OF THIS MATTER IS THAT THE PRESENCE OF THE POLICE CAR TELLS THE CRIMINALS THE POLICE OFFFICERS ARE PRESENT SOMEWHERE NOT TO FAR FROM THE PARKED CAR.THIS WILL MAKE THE CRIMINALS WONDER WHERE EXACTLY ARE THE POLICE OFFICERS
LOCATED,BEFORE THEY COMMIT ANY CRIME WITHOUT BEEN NOTICED BY THE POLICEMEN.PLEASE DO NOT LET PAPA OR TOMMY READ THIS SUGGESTION.THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT PAPA OR TOMMY WILL IGNORE THIS SUGGESTION JUST LIKE HOW THEY DID WITH URBAN RENEWAL AND COMMUNITY POLICING BY PERRY CHRISTIE.WITH PERRY,PEOPLE LIVE PLENTY(PLP)YEARS.WITH PAPA AND TOMMY THEY CAN NOT FIND NO MURDERERS(FNM)TO BRING TO JUSTICE. TRUST ME THIS SUGGESTION WILL WORK.
Every other day somebody getting murder in this country, these morticians making up all the monies. I would have considered switching over to this career, but I can’t take all the stress that comes along with it, beside it‘s too depression. You have to be able to console these grieving family members, then you have people dramatizing and some only hanging around looking for news and to find someone to gossip with. I don’t care how much they are willing to pay, they can’t pay me enough to do this, it’s too dramatic, plus I hate the scent of embalming fluid, but I still admire those who are able to do it.
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