Country records murder #23 happening right now!!!
Nassau, Bahamas — Breaking news coming into Bahamas Press, and only on BP, confirm junior minister in charge of lands Byron Woodside and FNM candidate for Pinewood is the latest victim of the criminal rampage, which has hit the country like a bag of horse dung!
Only hours before Prime Minister Hubert Ingraham was recommending a tougher fight on crime, his own junior minister for lands has become the country’s latest victim of armed robbery.
Sources in the position to know told BP, sometime after 3:30 pm yesterday, some unknown persons gained entry into the minister’s home at the back entrance, and removed from his home the MP’s 42″ flat screen TV. They also removed the Lands Minister’s shotgun, surround sound system, 5 gold watches, 3 gold chains, a sex toy and his entire desktop computer system.
Woodside, who is seeking reelection in the Pinewood constituency told friends, “this crime problem is getting out of hand.”
Despite the MP concerns, his boss [HUBERT INGRAHAM] was still on the campaign swing in Fort Charlotte blaming the PLP for the state of CRIME in the country.
After five years of doing nothing to end the surge of crime in the Bahamas, Hubert Ingraham played the BLAME GAME! His FNM Party has yet to outline a solution to the crime crisis.
Meanwhile, happening RIGHT NOW, just outside Faith Ave. is investigations into the country’s 23rd murder incident.
Shot dead to the head is 36-year-old Eugene Stuart of Faith Gardens. A relative of the victim reported the incident early this morning.
Police are at this hour at the scene of the morning murder.
More than 450 persons have been massacred in the country since 2007. The crime crisis rocking the nation is the worst it has ever been since records have been kept.