Charles ‘Pillsbury Doughboy’ Maynard is set to be FIRED by the voters of Golden Isles

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Charles 'Pillsbury Doughboy' Maynard

BREAKING NEWS <<< 3600 VOTERS In GOLDEN ISLES REGISTERED!

Nassau, Bahamas — Thousands of voters have registered in the Golden Isles Constituency to get rid of Charles ‘Pillsbury Doughboy’ Maynard as the elected representative in the area.

Over 3,600 voters in the Golden Isles constituency have marched to the Parliamentary Registrar’s Office and have registered to kick the FNM out of power. A high register of voters along with a high voter turnout at the polls reflects defeat for an incumbent government.

BP Field Marshals placed on the ground tell us, some 78% of the voters registered want the Golden Isles MP out!

After falling down drunk like a skunk on a tarmac in a family island and after having a Haitian ‘jungliss’ leave her panties on the door knob of his western residence, voters in the constituency tell us the Pillsbury is unfit to represent them much less children. Pillsbury represents young people in the Cabinet of the Bahamas under this shameless, ‘dutty, wutless’ FNM government.

Readers of BP would remember when the world heard about stories repeated in the press against the PLP . Often reports ran rank in the WUTLESS DUTTY TOILET PAPER!

However, when the Haitian ‘jungliss’ from Andros broke up the government car, driven by the FNM Pillsbury MP, not a damn word was written in the press.

A young voter from Bacardi Road leading BP’s Field Marshal team said, “The handwriting is on the wall. No longer will young people or the people of Golden Isles have such a ‘jelly back shameful loaf’ speaking for us in the Parliament. This is why we wheeled them in, bussed them to and assisted them wherever in order to have them registered. Now we ga repeat the same to have them complete the task ahead. THANK YOU BP FOR PROVIDING THE GROUND SUPPORT!”

In less than eight months from now the Pillsbury Doughboy will no longer be an MP and shall be resigned back to that gambling roach cooking motel in the South.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. BP, please replace with previous comment.

    Charlie them wicked!!! The more I think about it they might be regularizing these people who can’t speak English, not only so they could vote for them, but they might want them here, so they could sleep with them. They might be thinking, if they can’t talk English and if they are afraid of going back home, they might not tell anybody about it. I really hope they are not doing that to those people.

  2. Charlie them wicked!!! I wouldn’t put nothing pass them. The more I think about it they might be regularizing these people who they know can’t speak English, not only so they could vote them, but they might want them here, so they could sleep with them. They might be thinking, if they can’t talk English and if they are afraid of going home, they might not tell anybody about it. I really they are not doing that to these people.

  3. “WELLIE PAUL” JUST CONFIRMED FOR ME WITH THAT COMMENT, WHAT WE WERE THINKING ALL ALONG. THIS GOVERNMENT IS GIVING OUT CITIZENSHIP AND LAND FOR VOTES. BUT MISTER, DON’T SLEEP ON THE BAHAMIAN PEOPLE, THIS IS ONE TIME WHEN WE WILL RISE UP, SHOW UP AND DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!!!SO DON’T SKIN BACK YA TEETH JUST YET!!!!!IT’S ON! FMN GOVERNMENT YOU CAUSE THIS!!!!

  6. I think when BP refers to Haitian, it is referring to the individual as being “Haitian Bahamian” and hence has right in the country. As long as you are citizen of The Bahamas, you have rights. Even those who are not citizens of the Bahamas, you still have right. So makes me wonder, stop being myopic in your views about Haitians!

  7. I don’t blame that Haitian woman for putting her panties on the Pillsbury dough boy’s door knob and breaking up the car, they too like take advantage of these Haitian people, when they are not juicing them, they using them as political ploy to win election. Instead of just leaving it on the door knob, she of taken it a step further, by knocking on the door and put it in his wife hands, so she could know just how dirty her husband is, that is, if she didn’t know already.

  8. is the haitian jungless who left her unmentionalbles on the door knob the same who broke up the government car ….and we still wondering why the haitians have so much rights in this country

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