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Nassau, Bahamas — BP is reporting another Daring Daylight Robbery at John Bull Down Town Nassau around 10 AM.
With five Cruise Ships in Port, robbers disrupted the business day in the downtown Nassau this morning and placed the fear of GOD in hundreds of tourist traversing the streets in the busy shopping district.
BP was told by eyewitnesses not one police officer was in sight! “No foot patrol, no bike patrol, no car patrol and no dog patrol with over FIVE cruise ships in port.”
BP wonders where was the POLICE? How could the city, the heart of commerce be left so abandoned during such a busy Tourist WEEKEND? What are we telling our Guests, Come to Bay to get robbed?
Eyewitnesses tell us two armed men walked big as Billy into John Bull through the main entrence, walked up to the Rolex watch section and demanded all watches and jewellery to be place into a bag. Cashiers were shocked with panic as scores of tourist fled the area; hauling back to the ships.
“The Pirates of Nassau are back wreaking havoc and disrupting the lives of hundred as they display their massive weaponry before the world! How could such a crime occur in the heart of Bay Street in the middle of the day with not one peace officer in sight? This town is Lawless and OUT-OF-Order,” one downtown shopper said.
We call for heads to roll from the Minister Tommy ‘Jughead’ Turnquest down! He has failed the Bahamian people in offering no solution to the crime problem that is skyrocketing! Thugs and Rogues are taking over the CITY! We call for the immediate dismissal of the Minister!