Bahamas Press republishes this article to show how WUTLESS the LAME STREAM WUTLESS DUTTY MEDIA iN the Bahamas is! How is it BP could write an article almost one week out before the WUTLESS bunch could get wind of it?
CHANGE HAS COME TO THE BAHAMAS!
Nassau, Bahamas Published Feb. 7th – 2011 — In an exclusive to Bahamas Press, a Senior Member of the FNM’S party “Apparatchik” operating out of the Headquarters on Mackey Street, has confirmed to BP, that Johnlee Ferguson, Vice President of the Senate, former candidate for South Eleuthera and immediate Past Chairman of the Party is set to resign to take up a a Government appointment.
Mr. Ferguson is set to be replaced by the “Bad Candidate”, Dr. Duane Sands, who was beaten in the recent bye-election in Elizabeth. Our source is reporting that Mr. Ferguson needs the money as he cannot live on the teachers pension he is receiving.
We are also told that Mr. Ferguson and Brensil Rolle operate a Hog Farm on Crown Land in the Cowpen Road area. The Farm is said to be in financial trouble as they both have no idea how to raise hogs. “They certainly know how to live like hogs; living high on the public purse, but they don’t know a lick on how to raise them,” the source concluded.
A Haitian migrant worker on the farm told BP, “We have nick names for two of the huge black sows here at the farm. One is named Johnlee and the other Brensil, and they both carry the last name Ingraham.”
Papa wants to give Sands some experience and is said to be considering the option of bringing him into the Cabinet at some point. The good Doctor had made many promises to the residents of Elizabeth and we intend to remind our readers and the Bahamian Public in an exclusive on the eve of the one year anniversary of the historic by-elections on Feb 16th, 2010, when young Leo Ryan Pinder took on Papa and the whole machinery of the FNM government and won.