Nassau, Bahamas — Bahamas Press can now confirm that today [Sunday, January 10th, 2010], at approximately 12:30 PM, a cluster of deadly plagues erupted from the sewer system in southeast New Providence—and now The Constituency of Elizabeth is experiencing the toxic effects of the most deadly cluster of plagues to-date. Bahamas Press understands that this cluster of plagues have, as it’s main ingredients—The Tief, The Trafficker, The Tramp and The Traitor!
As mentioned above, today at approximately 12:30 PM, on Prince Charles Drive, near Commonwealth Bank, Carl Bethel, Alphonson “Boogaloo” Elliot, Chief Justice Barnett and Hubert Ingraham, confronted PLP Supporters about putting PLP election posters on the lamp poles in Elizabeth, as preparations evolve for an impending by-election.
Bahamas Press can confirm, that The Tief, The Trafficker and The Tramp , being led by The Traitor, then proceeded to threaten PLP’s as they tried to proceed with their work and backed up these threats with the assistance of three policemen. The policemen told The PLP workers they could not put up their posters.
Bahamas Press was also informed that initially PLP’s were taking down The FNM posters, which is an accepted, but backwards, practice in The Bahamas and similar places where leaders strives on keeping the masses in a dark age mental state.
Bahamas Press condemns Bethel, Boogaloo, Barnett and Ingraham for this behavior, which is only a part of the ultimate design of politicizing all law enforcement agencies and The Judiciary—but in reality what should be expected from a Tief, a Trafficker, a Tramp and a Traitor? And by the way, what is a Justice doing campaigning for a political party, hence boldly conveying a bias? And what is to be thought of a Justice who contaminates the spirit of The Law, by campaigning—when it is the role of the Judiciary to affect a Writ of Election?
A Justice who would carry on like that should be answerable to The Chief Justice—but in this specific case it is The Chief Justice that is behaving in this manner! Bahamas Press again admonishes Bahamians to take this design to turn The Bahamas into a nation ran by a DESPOT who has every screw loose in his head very seriously—and make a collective decision on who has got to go, us or him.
One last note… Would someone please inform ‘Boogaloo’ that his time is up! Boogaloo’s lifelong rug of comfort will be lifted up by Bahamas Press for all of the raw dirt to be seen. Stay tuned.