Governor General’s Throne goes missing!
Nassau, Bahamas — Breaking news coming into the Bahamas Press confirms that the Throne and the glass table used at the Opening of Parliament during the reading of the speech from the Throne was picked up by unknown persons.
Bahamas Press is requesting that the items be returned to Government House forthwith!
And after they have been delivered, please take the Governor General in its stead.
Bahamas Press warns the culprits that they are on candid camera exiting the square with the items.
We say, return the items forthwith before the long arm of the law and serious deadly saturation patrol come at your door.
We report yinner decide!