Ho Jo and Heather baptised in Papa rogue behaviour!

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HO JO - FNM Candidate

IF YOU DON’T LAUGH YOU WILL CRY !!

Nassau, Bahamas — PAPA STUN FNM CANDIDATES ON STAGE AS HE HANDS OUT MANIFESTO THEY HAD NO ROLE IN COMPILING…

In the climax of nothing short of a propaganda show a few days ago, FNM party leader and soon to be former Prime Minister Hubert Ingraham stunned his candidates as he handed out his Manifesto like a grampa hands out candy to his lil chillin.

The man who dubbed himself papa said while on stage, “Here, yinna ga be governed by dis.”

While Tommy, Dion and Charlie are use to papa’s overbearing and dictatorial style of leadership, new comers like Heather Hunt looked to be the most stunned and surprised amongst other newcomers like Mr. Demented “Ho Jo”.

Our caution to the new comers particularly is that your PAPA is getting old and at his age he is bound to drift every now and again.

Some weekends you will be called out of the blue and papa will be on the next line saying, “less go fishin”, and you would wonder, “what da hell”?

Some days, if you ask former cabinet ministers who served with him, he would simply say, “Shut ya dam mouth or ya fired”.

Those of you who cannot take low blows or are easily ticked off (Ho Jo), will find out sooner rather than later that aligning yourselves with HAI was a date made in HELL. If ya don’t believe us, just ask Carl Bethel.

Some candidate are already feeling the abandonment of PAPA. Reports telling us a Sandilands patient and patient of Dr. Timothy Barrett has made a call on his doctor to double the dose. The candidate is having tough time coping with the road to defeat just before him.

Papa knew the candidate was mentally sick and unable to sit in Parliament.

BOY, IF YOU DON’T LAUGH YOU WILL CRY !!

We report yinner decide!