Nassau, Bahamas — There’s a righteous anger growing in the country these days and it’s coming from the people. Day by day, more and more people are rejecting the ‘VICKED’ ways of Hubert Ingraham, Leader of the FNM.
Baron Münchhausen was a German baron who served in the military and returned home with tall tales about his adventures. He reportedly told people that he’d traveled to the Moon, ridden cannonballs, and escaped from a swamp by pulling himself out by his own hair.
His supposed adventures became the subject of many books. Over the years, the tales of Münchausen have become popular adventure stories told to children. From early civilization we know that there were chronic liers, but Hubert Ingraham to us is a DAMN LIAR! And we’ll prove it.
Like a hunter gone wild, shooting down the livelihood of everyone he cites, Ingraham’s dog-like mad rage against Bahamians is becoming etched clearer and clearer each day. He has bitten police officers. He has bitten customs officers. He has bitten teachers and social workers. He has bitten temporary workers in the government service [1,500 of them]. He has bitten contractors and anchor developers, causing them to FIRE hundreds of carpenters, masons, electricians, plumbers, painters, tile layers and auxiliary staff in the construction sector.
He has bitten members of the cultural community with his cancellation exercise of CARIFESTA 2008 and 2012. And has bitten a hard bite to artisans in the Junkanoo community. Every where you go Ingraham has hurt, leaving his salivating jaws deep into the flesh of citizens all across this country and guess what? He lied to them all when he said, “You CAN TRUST ME!” Like Hitler and Mugabe, today people in The Bahamas are now doggedly afraid of him, from the ‘Pussy Cat’ right down to the commoner. NOT BP though!
But here where we confirm Ingraham as the BIGGEST LIAR TO DATE this country has ever seen. A week-long sickout by the Nurses Union began because the Ingraham’s government refused to sit down and talk. The government went to the courts, the same time they were letting out of jail 205 harden criminals. Ingraham made a request of the courts to JAIL NURSES if they refused to return to work [ Read Ingraham’s statement ]. But even the threat of jail time didn’t fizzle the nurses. Ingraham went to the House of Assembly and uttered his usual bitter gasp of LIES. He promised to, cause his minister to sit down with the nurses and resolve the dispute. Ingraham said this:
“…We are happy to talk to them [Nurses]…If they go back to work, if the hospital, Princess Margaret Hospital, Sandilands, Rand, public clinics, and the department of Public Health are restored to a state of normalcy, the government would sit down with them forthwith! And engage in meaningful and what we believe beneficial discussions about the matters of which they are concerned. But the government is unwilling and will not budge from its position while they continue their illegal strike. They’re an essential service. Essential services are not allowed to do that and I would hope some of the persons I see with them will give them good advise. We are not their enemies. Nurses only ‘gatta’ look at my history in dealing with them in office; higher increases, etcetera and compare my tenure with any other tenure in The Bahamas. And I tell them I’m the person who is able to deliver! Others they will tell you many things. But if you want result listen to what I say; kindly go back to work and I will cause…and resolve the matter on Monday, NOT A BIG ISSUE! Not a Big issue to resolve.” HUBERT INGRAHAM/ PRIME MINISTER 15th June 2009, in the House of Assembly. Listen to Ingraham LIE
Since that promise to meet and sit down with the nurses, Ingraham still refuses to deliver what he promised. THE DAMN LIAR now suggests that the nurse’s contract is not valid. It has been more than two weeks since the government sat in discussions with the nurses, and still nothing was done. Now we at BP understand Ingraham will bring into the country 45 Filipino nurses. Mind you this was the same man who said a few weeks ago, the PHA if they did an assessment, they would discover the agency is overstaffed! But now Ingraham is importing nurses? Only days after his initial comments. Now isn’t this strange? WHAT A TRAITOR TO THE NURSES OF THIS COUNTRY! AND A DAMN LIAR!
But here in this essay is evidence of Ingraham rogue ways. Ways that are an ever-growing blight on the souls of Bahamians. He acts as if he is not apart of us. As if he’s not one of us. As if he is SHAME of US.
And so we at Bahamas Press wish him well with that LYING TONGUE! We shall not accept his odious pronouncements when he comes to the people next time around. We shall not accept his ways of VULGARITY toward the people of this country! His bite has become so raw and bellicose toward Bahamians that Bahamians like us are numbering his days.
For we the people of this country SHALL RISE as like the words etched by the great African American poet, Maya Angelou, YES, WE SHALL RISE, INGRAHAM! We shall rid your LYING WAYS from the seat of power. Five years can’t done fast enough!
Oh and please, lest we forget, when you go Ingraham please carry with your big life size doll baby name, Perry ‘Pussy Cat’ Christie!
We need Change Bahamas, WE NEED CHANGE!