Ingraham falls drunk as a skunk at a hot spot in Coopers Town – Tonight!

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MP for North Abaco for the last 35 years and Prime Minister for 15 of the last 20 years sits defeated in a spot in Coopers Town

Ingraham now drunk at a bar in Coopers Town - file photo

Coopers Town, Abaco –– Reports reaching the desk of Bahamas Press at this hour confirm the former Prime Minister and resigned MP for North Abaco is at a spot in Coopers Town drunk as a bat.

We can confirm Ingraham who has served as MP for North Abaco for the last 35 years and Prime Minister for 15 of the last 20 years sits defeated in a spot in Coopers Town right now.

Generals now defecting from his party at this late hour tell us, “The Abaco Dragon is no more. He is resigned from victory. Talking foolishness and out of his head tonight.

“The former PM is resigned to the fact that a new day is upon the residents of North Abaco and clearly tonight he is showing signs of that pending defeat.”

Tomorrow morning polls open in North Abaco at 8am. All voters are being encouraged to gather early on the line and participate in what will turn out to be the transfer of power in North Abaco to a new MP.

FNMs are at this hour blaming each other for the pending turn of events where the party has lost a number of key generals.

Sources in the FNM camp tell us, “The weight of the Christie Government was too strong to overcome. We are weaker all because of it and tonight there is clear evidence that former Prime Minister Hubert Ingraham has given up the ghost.”

Live in Coopers Town is BP – at the spot where former Prime Minister Hubert Ingraham is drunk at the bar and talking out of his head. What a way to end a political career.

We report yinner decide!