Nassau, Bahamas — Bahamas Press has been reliably informed that Phenton Neymour, M.P. for South Beach, was touring the South Andros Constituency a few weekends ago, with his father, Basil Neymour as his tour guide. Bahamas Press found this information to not only be puzzling—but also nonsensical for a few reasons; so Bahamas Press puts the following questions to Neymour:
- 1. Why are you seeking to run in South Andros?
- 2. What do you know about South Andros, other than the fact that your father took a severe cut hip when he ran for the seat?
- 3. Wasn’t it always your heart’s desire to represent your home of Exuma, but you ended up being successful on the second try at South Beach? So why South Andros?
- 4. Are you concerned that Mr. Ingraham will cut up South Beach, to effect the Bamboo Town boundaries and you become a victim of Mr. Ingraham’s plan to harm M. P. McCartney’s political future?
Bahamas Press wouldn’t put it pass Mr. Ingraham to be trying to kill two birds with one stone by cutting up South Beach. In any case, The South Andros seat is not for you, not unless, of course, your father is back to trying to run your life again—which in this scenario, will only cause you to get ‘a second generation cut hip’ in South Andros!!!
For your sake, Neymour, please say it ain’t so.