South Arfrica – Prime Minister the Rt. Hon. Hubert Ingraham (left), is greeted by President of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) Sepp Blatter in Johannesburg, South Africa on Monday.
Johannesburg, South Africa — Dressed like a stuffed pig Hubert Ingraham has rapped up his travels to South Africa. Since the demise of his Spiritual Advisor 82-year-old, Farkhondeh Dorsonvile, who was buried underneath the rubbles of Haiti, Ingraham may have travelled deep into ZULU Land to visit Dr. UNGA. He is now sporting his brand new Obeah Hat.
We’ve consulted two witch doctors in ZULU Land, who confirmed that the Ingraham government will fall in 18 [Eighteen] months from now and Carl ‘UNDERNOURISHED’ Bethel will not get his deposit back. He shall lead the FNM into a vicious defeat.
THERE IS BLOOD IN THE WATER!