A BP Breaking News ALERT!
Nassau, Bahamas — Sources in the Cabinet Office have confirmed to BP that Papa is about to shuffle those rotten eggs as he gears up for general elections.
The Cabinet we are advised meets at 4PM today and we are told Neko ‘Dunk Again’ Grant will be removed from Ministry of Works and Transport and sent to the Ministry of Health.
The hard-working Dr. Hubert Minnis will be sent to the Ministry of Works to see that the lights are working and oversee the Road Improvement Project.
‘Drunk Again’ has been an Utter and ABJECT FAILURE and Papa need someone with people kills as he gears up for General Elections this year.
Stay tuned as this is a fluid situation. As the phones may be tapped and the computers scanned, our sources have to resort to texting from the bathrooms.