Papa gets set to shuffle his Cabinet of Rotten Eggs

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Neko ‘DRUNK AGAIN’ Grant

 A BP Breaking News ALERT!

Nassau, Bahamas — Sources in the Cabinet Office have confirmed to BP that Papa is about to shuffle those rotten eggs as he gears up for general elections.

The Cabinet we are advised meets at  4PM today and we are told Neko ‘Dunk Again’ Grant will be removed from Ministry of Works and Transport and sent to the Ministry of Health. 

The hard-working Dr. Hubert Minnis will be sent to the Ministry of Works to see that the lights are working and oversee the Road Improvement Project.

‘Drunk Again’ has been an Utter and ABJECT FAILURE and Papa need someone with people kills as he gears up for General Elections this year.

Stay tuned as this is a fluid situation. As the phones may be tapped and the computers scanned, our sources have to resort to texting from the bathrooms.

 

10 COMMENTS

  1. Tommy needs to be shuffled….. Out of Cabinet….. He is the failure… All the road works wasn’t Neko’s call, above his pay grade… Hmmmmmmm
    SHUFFLE TOMMY PLEASE. SAVE THE COUNTRY.. 31 murders and it’s still March….

  2. Dr. Hubert Minnis, seems to be good at pretending to be busy in M.O.H., but the traffic lights won’t lie, if he is moved to the Ministry of Works.

  3. If Neko Grant is a failure at the Ministry of Works what makes you think he will do any better at The Min. of Health. Our family lives depend on health. Mark my word, there will be casualties among our people if Grant is place in Health.

  4. @ media

    IF THIS PROVES TO BE THE CASE IT MAKES NO SENSE. IT WILL BE NO MORE EFFECTIVE THAN SHUFFLING THE CHAIRS ON THE DECK OF TITANIC WOULD HAVE BEEN …BOAT GOING DOWN WITH ALL ABOARD!

    THIS WOULD BE AN ADMISSION TO FAILURE.

  5. Reshuffling your cabinet with an election less than a year away? Hmmm, you sure about this BP? Only one word comes to mind if this is true, desperation.

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