The young senior member of the DNA has decided to end the love affair with the senior cougar, who has passed the age of 50. In an order by party leader, Branville McCartney, all senior members of the Party must not be seen in public with their sweethearts, and following the reports of a drag queen deep in the belly of the DNA, the Bamboo Town MP has ordered all loose ‘jiggalos’ to find a wife!
In a last-ditch effort to save the secret love affair; the radio personality flew to Andros a few weeks ago in an attempt to catch-up with her toy boy to beg him to remain in the spicy relationship. The plan did not work, and word has it that young DNA member is set to marry next month.
Turning for the worst, the old cougar we are told has turned to her spiritual advisor who has advised her that she should get serious help and return to her church over the hill in Grants Town. Problem is though the cougar and the priest cannot get along after father discovered the radio personality dabbles in obeah, believes in incantations and has turned to karma. Friends of the cougar tell us they believe her black magic practices has turned her chances with the toy boy for the worse.
Known for mixing and dabbling in all kinds of herbal medicines, sources tell us the cougar is finding it hard to keep her business open and deal with the loss of her red toy DNA hubby.
The cougar is finding it rough and tough, and some tell us she can be heard loud blasting cussing Papa and his former law partner for her troubles.