Nassau, Bahamas — Scores of residents with mortgages in foreclosure are mad as hell following the comments of FNM Senator Duane Sands, who has threatened to go after Bahamas Mortgage Corp. [BMC] holders.

Sands, who called the people of Elizabeth “greedy” two years ago, has now ordered BMC officials to throw single mothers onto the streets after falling on hard times.

The comments of the heartless Godless doctor have made it difficult for FNM candidates campaigning on the ground, and even more difficult for him to begin his campaign.

One FNM candidate worker in a southern constituency was recently threatened with a bucket of piss after BEC disconnected a resident electricity supply on Friday afternoon. The poorly managed BEC under the FNM has had a hard time keeping the lights on even after thousands of residents paid their exorbitant bills. The angry woman told the female candidate’s campaign worker, “You think this right? I come home without my Friday pay, three of my children are unemployed, the bank want kick us out perhaps on the advice of Sands and BEC ga do this to me on a Friday? Boy, these suckers gone!”

Ingraham’s Son-In-law packs up and leaves wife and children…

Meanwhile, back at Papa’s ranch, family problems have hit home. BP has been reliably informed that the paper Bahamian husband of one of Papa’s daughters has packed up with his Bahamian citizenship granted by the FNM, and has left for Canada leaving his two children behind.

News of the developments were discussed at the dinner table of Papa and were overheard by a senior FNM general.

The general we are told said to another, “I told Papa and Brent what they were doing with the citizenship for votes policy will one day backfire and hurt the average Bahamian. And now it has hit home all right. It has hit Papa’s home!”

Some tell us Papa’s daughter is hoping her ex’s citizenship could be revoked before her father is kicked out of office, which could come in less then 30 days from now.

We report yinner decide.