Boy, mama say there would be days like dis!
BP is watching this story closely…
Nassau, Bahamas — Breaking News coming into Bahamas Press confirms a senior Police Staff Association officer has been asked to resign from the Royal Bahamas Police Force.
Sources deep in the quarterguard have told BP that the senior officer of the PSA was caught in the very act!
We are told that while the PSA officer is used to regular moments of alleged sexual harassments, his latest episode has caught him on the wrong side of the law.
A young officer, we can report, was in an undisclosed location where the senior PSA officer was when he made his move.
BP can report it is alleged that, as the aggressive senior PSA officer’s male copulatory organ present in some vertebrates [penis] began to grow, he began to force himself on the other staffer. Before ya knew it, cameras were snapping and all the “shortcomings” of the senior PSA officer were filed with the police.
BP understands a report of the alleged incident has been filed with the top high command. What will now happen with the senior PSA officer is still unknown. What BP wants to know is whether the alleged assault by the senior PSA was on a male or female. Inquiring minds want to know…
What in the hell is dis on Majority Rule Day!