Nassau, Bahamas — The Pudgy MP we call the Pillsbury Doughboy is all over the newspapers this morning threatening to file criminal charges against a popular blog for accusing him of having extra marital affairs and being a product of criminal proceeds.
The news stations broadcast the information on the top of their newscasts this morning highlighting that Charles Maynard is upset with a blog and is now on the warpath with it. The Tribune reported that the MP is seeking advice on sending the police for the people on the web. The Toilet Paper called no website name and left everyone in the world, including our 10 million readers wondering who were they talking about.
The report was like someone announcing that a murder had just taken place but gave no reference as to who was murdered, where they were murdered and when the crime took place. In fact according to the way the report was written it sounded as if someone had stolen Maynard’s smelly cheese and tuna fish sandwich.
The Tribune, better known by BP as the ‘Dutty’ Wutless Toilet Paper, we are told is advising the MP, which is like two half empty coconuts coming together making one big shell jelly head.
Since they did not call the name of the blog, we cannot say if they were referring to Bahamas Press. As you know, there are millions of readers online exercising their Freedom of Free Speech and in the Bahamas institutions like the Tribune hate to see the practitioners of free speech exercising their freedoms.
BP is one blog however, which has a record of not retracting stories, and we have written many on the Parliament’s Pillsbury. We do not apologize for information published on our blog.
We have a record of reporting the facts while telling it like it is. Pillsbury should know, ‘We report and yinner [DA PEOPLE] decide’! He should also know organizations that do not believe in free speech [The Tribune] and in the Internet, should be the last group of persons, he should seek advice from.
Bahamas Press is now investigating information coming to our desk from the Antiquities Corporation, which sits under Maynard’s Cabinet portfolio. Our sources confirm to us the department headed by the Pillsbury is allegedly going down the road of bankruptcy. We are told operatives of the FREE NATIONAL MOVEMENT have allegedly raided funds from the Corporation. In one incident an approval of a the production authorized by the Corporation of Clifton paid for with PUBLIC FUNDS cannot be found and was handsomely approved by the man crying foul.
BP is now looking deep into this investigation underway and shall report to you our findings shortly.
Meanwhile, as we go after this shocking story, which will reveal the WUTLESS management of the Pillsbury, if the reports in the Tribune this morning are true, and if it is a fact they were referring to us, we at BP are READY, WILLING, ABLE AND Competent to defend any report we wrote in a court of LAW. BP IS FEARLESS!
BP is on high alert following threats by a senior government official and are in contact with our ‘Silk Robed’ legal team in Wilberforce Chambers, 8 New Square, Lincoln’s Inn London WC2A 3QP. And if they were referring to us, we will take action against the Tribune, Charles Maynard and 100Jamz FM, immediately.