Breaking News <<< The NDP is on verge of collapse! BP is reporting Dr. Andre Rollins, who acquitted himself excellently during Elizabeth by-election, has completed his application to join the rank and file of the FNM.
BP can confirm the move has created a division in the NDP Party. Hubert has delivered to all third party his famous ‘Fish or Foul’ speech the same he gave to independent Larry Cartwright in 2006.
BP has learned Rollins is not the only fish now out of the small pond. Both Moncur and Stuart allowed Free National Movement lawyers to represent them in the recount room during the Elizabeth by-election. We are told they were all puns in the great scheme of politics funded by donors of the FNM.
All we at BP say is this; WE NEED CHANGE!