Throne is back in Government House as its staged disappearance unfolds
Nassau, Bahamas — Breaking News coming into Bahamas Press confirms that a serious directive by Minister of National Security, BJ NOTTAGE [who we know don’t play], has forced the return of the Thone.
The Throne was a gift given by The Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Phillip, to the Bahamas Government and is now back in the care of Government House. Teams are now questioning one individual.
Sources tell us the man caught with the chair is telling authorities that someone in Government House gave him permission to pick up the Throne, however, the vigorous back and forth row now underway is suggesting that this is not the case.
Someone must get CUT ASS IN RAWSON SQUARE FOR SHAMING THE GOVERNMENT AND PLAYING THE FOOL!
BP is aware the entire ‘snatch and grab’ was a plot to embarrass the new government and deflect the news of the day by hardcore FNMs sitting pretty in Government House.
However, ALL IS WELL. The THRONE from which Sir Arthur delivered his opening of Parliament speech is back in Government House and the the former Charles Town is now quiet once again…