If ya cannot keep ya promises before elections how you expect to keep them after election?
Nassau, Bahamas — BREAKING NEWS COMING FROM THE CABINET OF THE BAHAMAS confirms the executive ended the day of business extra early! BP is reporting Papa is moving into depression phase. Realizing his days to be fired by the Bahamian people are numbered.
Supporters are fewer than expected, loyalty is dwindling and anticipation is running high to VOTE OUT OF POWER the FAILED Free National Movement.
Quoting bad poetry, Hubert Ingraham told the Bahamas at his candidate launch he had an early gift this Valentines.
Hundreds gathered in Yamacraw last night to hear PERRY CHRISTIE, WHO will MOST likely, will form the next government of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas!
PAPA is DESPERATE, SCARED and is on the run.
Bahamas Press can confirm the Cabinet Meeting broke early this morning as Papa went home EARLY!
The pressure is GREAT!
VALENTINE’S IS soon OVER and PAPA has yet to RING DA BELL! BOY I TELL YA!
WHERE IS IT, PAPA? WHERE IS IT?