What happened to the Valentine Gift by Papa to the Bahamian People?

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Hubert Ingraham record of raiding the Cookie JAR himself!

If ya cannot keep ya promises before elections how you expect to keep them after election?

Nassau, Bahamas — BREAKING NEWS COMING FROM THE CABINET OF THE BAHAMAS confirms the executive ended the day of business extra early! BP is reporting Papa is moving into depression phase. Realizing his days to be fired by the Bahamian people are numbered.

Supporters are fewer than expected, loyalty is dwindling and anticipation is running high to VOTE OUT OF POWER the FAILED Free National Movement.

Quoting bad poetry, Hubert Ingraham told the Bahamas at his candidate launch he had an early gift this Valentines.

Hundreds gathered in Yamacraw last night to hear PERRY CHRISTIE, WHO will MOST likely, will form the next government of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas!

PAPA is DESPERATE, SCARED and is on the run.

Bahamas Press can confirm the Cabinet Meeting broke early this morning as Papa went home EARLY!

The pressure is GREAT!

VALENTINE’S IS soon OVER and PAPA has yet to RING DA BELL! BOY I TELL YA!

WHERE IS IT, PAPA? WHERE IS IT?

We report yinner decide.

3 COMMENTS

  1. “both men who possessed such characteristics to resign, they didn’t and so he fired them both.
    To this day the public is still locked on the question as to why nothing has changed in the last 15 years? We at Bahamas Press say, nothing will, until the people of this country come together [PLPs and FNMs] and accept that both Ingraham and Christie are NO GOOD FOR THE BAHAMAS! They have traded the trust of the people of the Bahamas! They have worked long and hard to sell our land, sell our assets and now our people are being sent home. Ingraham is now firing, whilst Christie sits idle and says nothing!
    We NEED CHANGE BAHAMAS! CHANGE MUST COME! LET’S GET RID OF THEM BOTH!”

    This was written by Bahamas press and I find it to be disappointing that you are now going back on your article.

  2. “both men who possessed such characteristics to resign, they didn’t and so he fired them both.
    To this day the public is still locked on the question as to why nothing has changed in the last 15 years? We at Bahamas Press say, nothing will, until the people of this country come together [PLPs and FNMs] and accept that both Ingraham and Christie are NO GOOD FOR THE BAHAMAS! They have traded the trust of the people of the Bahamas! They have worked long and hard to sell our land, sell our assets and now our people are being sent home. Ingraham is now firing, whilst Christie sits idle and says nothing!
    We NEED CHANGE BAHAMAS! CHANGE MUST COME! LET’S GET RID OF THEM BOTH!”

    This was written by Bahamas press and I find it to be disappointing that you are now going back on your article.

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